A random sampling

A couple of things I need to sound off on:

”Final Destination 3.” Unlike some sequels, which build on a formula of cast (Cheech and Chong, Rocky), characters (Superman, Rocky), or franchise name (Friday the 13^th, Jurassic Park) to propel them, this movie relies on the same premise- over, and over again. Get a new idea, folks.

(oooh- look at her run in terror. Poor thing)
Britney the mother: If there was a legal way to prevent puffed-up, witless, prima-donna princesses who are incapable of acting as a role model for one person or one million people from having babies, then Britney Spears would be a prime candidate. She was recently caught driving with her baby in her lap, purportedly running away from the evil clutches of the paparazzi. Brit, I didn’t buy it with Lohan, and I don’t buy it with you. Maybe you and your white trash husband didn’t think things through, huh?

In response to the State of the Union address last week, Exxon Mobil Senior Vice President Stuart McGill said that the United States will always rely on foreign oil (and Exxon would have it no other way.) From the people who brought you the Exxon Valdez, global warming, and muscular profits on the backs of recent oil-spikes, we give you “Gluttony: the pursuit of global ruin.” This is the third creative work from Exxon. Other major creative contributions include, “Honey, I blew up the world,” and the hit single, “might as well face it you’re addicted to hydrocarbons.”

Exxon is the playground drug dealer, and we are its consumers. Luckily, not everyone is of the same mind as Mr. McGill. Toyota is proving that there can be a link between profit margins and environmental responsibility.

Side note: the expression is “champing at the bit,” not “chomping.” It’s a horse term.

Another side note: when two independent words are brought together to form an adjective, you use a hyphen. For example: Marissa looked good in her form-fitting jeans.