Thursday, February 16, 2006

Ben vs. Elliott

One of the useless pursuits of this blog is to rate, list and compare relevant artists of my day. Two artists that strike my fancy are Elliott Smith and Ben Folds. One is a clever, bubbly, observational genius; the other was a clever, depressed, observational genius. They’re really very much like John Lennon and Paul McCartney, even insofar as the pessimist is dead, and the optimist lives on. But, like Lennon and McCartney, comparison is pointless because, how does one determine who is better? Both are/were clearly geniuses, both wrote stellar songs, and both impacted the music of so many. Wait, am I talking about Lennon and McCartney, or Smith and Folds? Even though this accomplishes nothing more than to satiate my need to compare, here is a table comparison of Ben vs. Elliott.

Points (out of 5)

Ben Folds

Elliott Smith

Clever lyrics

☺☺☺☺☺

☻☻☻☻

Musicianship

☺☺☺☺☺

☻☻☻☻

Melodies

☺☺☺☺

☻☻☻☻☻

Arrangements

☺☺☺

☻☻☻☻

Subtlety

☺☺

☻☻☻☻

Dynamics

☺☺☺

☻☻☻

Performance

☺☺☺☺

☻☻

Diversity

☺☺

☻☻☻☻

Who is alive-er

☺☺☺☺☺

33

31

I love them both, but Ben Folds comes out on top. Unless Elliott comes back from the dead, in which case Ben is going to have to work hard to get where he needs to be. It’s hard, but I believe he can do it if it works at it.

9 Comments:

Blogger LTA said...

Next, you should compare and contrast the sex tapes of Scott Stapp and Kid Rock.

12:03 AM  
Blogger Dayray said...

I agree with Larry.

I think you should also compare Mickey Mouse to Bugs Bunny.
Do it!

4:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you should compare brown to 6.

6:38 AM  
Blogger Dayray said...

Why would he compare brown to 6? 6 is the obvious winner. Duh?

7:50 AM  
Blogger Myke said...

Um, I'm going to compare my friends:

Larry is obviously Crazy: 1
Zok is obviously psychotic: 1
Dara is obviously nuts: 1

You all tie! Go you guys!

10:44 AM  
Blogger Dayray said...

Don't I get a point for being the cutest one?
I think I should win this contest, hands down.

11:05 AM  
Blogger Myke said...

I dunno- it's a toss-up between you and Elliott. Keep working at it babe.

Kidding. So kidding.

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey I have a boyish cuteness about me... I'm not giving up that point so easily!!

As for 6 beating brown... I don't know... brown's come a long way since his early feuds with Q and the recycling system.

6:50 AM  
Blogger Myke said...

Yeah, but that recyling system is no fool. He waited. And he waited. And one day, when 6 wasn't expecting it, the recycling system put him in a headlock. And broke his collar bone (that round part, right before it meets the straight part). Then, all of a sudden 9 appeared.

9, "We meet again, 6."
6, "You!"
9, "That's right: Me!"
6, "Well don't think you can foold me into doing that again. It won't happen.
9, "Oh yes it will."
6, "Okay, but I'm going first again."

You know where it goes from here.

8:13 PM  

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